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Spyro Fare's Fair




   Spyro was napping in an open field under the morning sun. He was having a nice dream about Cynder when he was suddenly awoken by a loud ruffling sound.

  “Hu, what’s going on?” Spyro asked as everything around him went dark. He looked up to see something blue and yellow covering the sky. “Well that’s odd.”

  “Hey you!” A brown mole called to Spyro. “What are you doing in here, personnel only.”

  “Well if you didn’t want me in here you should have woken me up before you started building.” Spyro pointed out stretching from his nap. “What’s going on anyways?”

  “We’re setting up the rides and games.” The mole informed him.

  “Yay, a carnival!” Spyro’s eyes lit up at the thought.

  “We’re not doing a carnival.” The mole said.

  “No carnival?” Spyro asked, hopes at a fun day with Cynder dashed.

  “No carnival.” The mole assured. “This is for a fair.”

  “A fair?” Spyro asked. “But wait, fairs don’t use carnival tents.”

  “This is a fair tent.” The mole said.

  “But there’s a sign right there that says ‘carnival tent’.” Spyro said pointing to a sign above the entrance flap.

  “Someone tear that down!” The mole called to any of the other workers. “Okay we couldn’t afford a fair tent.”

  “I never would’ve guessed.” Spyro mumbled rolling his eyes.

  “Keep it a secret and we’ll let you and your date in free when we open.” The mole promised.

  “Oo, a free date with Cynder.” Spyro was already getting giddy. “Okay you got a deal.”

  “Great, now get out!”


   Spyro was standing infront of Cynder’s cave too nervous to knock. What if she says no? He wondered.

  “Spyro? What brings you here?”

   Spyro turned around to see Cynder smiling at him. “Gabo bubub.” Spyro slurred turning red in the face.

  “Uh… Okay.” Cynder said feeling a little odd. “Oh Spyro, I just remembered, I heard there’s a fair in town today.” She added hoping he would catch the hinting in her voice.

  “Y- yeah that’s why I came here.” Spyro began. He saw Cynder’s eyes light up and that just made him more nervous. “W- would you like to go with me?”

  “I’d love too.” Cynder said giving Spyro a kiss on the cheek.

  “He he.” Spyro chuckled giving a dopy face. Cynder giggled and started walking in the opposite direction of the fair. “Wait Cynder the fair’s this way.”

  “I know.” Cynder said continuing in the same direction. “I’m going to find Flame and Ember.”

  “Oh, but why?” Spyro whined.


  "why am I here again?” Flame asked.

  “Because I said.” Ember told him. Spyro and Cynder had found Flame and Ember pretty quickly. At the moment they were all standing in line to get into the fair.

  “Ha ha, Flame you’re so whipped.” Spyro taunted.

  “Shut up Spyro.” Cynder instructed cheerily.

  “I’m sorry.” Spyro whimpered.

  “Ha! Loser.” Flame laughed.

  “Flame be quiet.” Ember ordered with a smile.

  “Yes ma’am.” Flame whimpered.

  “It’s our turn.” Cynder said when they reached the front of the line. “Come on.” She wrapped her tail around Spyro’s neck and pulled him up to the ticket booth. Ember did the same with Flame.

  “Hello.” Said the mole running the booth. “Oh it’s you, free guy.” He added seeing Spyro.

  “Yep it’s me…” Spyro said stepping up to the counter. “And my date.” He waved his tail at the others.

  “You’re counting them all as your date?” The mole asked.

  “Is there a problem with that?” Spyro asked giving a sinister smile.

  “As long as you’re willing to say he’s your date too.” The mole said pointing at Flame.

   Spyro shuddered deeply as he said. “Yes he’s my d- d- date too.”

  “Alright then go on in.” The mole said letting them through.

  “Why’d you say that?” Flame growled when they were far enough away from the mole.

  “Would you have rather paid for a ticket?” Spyro asked.

  “Yes.” Flame said simply.

  “Well I’d rather you didn’t.” Ember said kissing Flame on the cheek. “That way you have more gems for me.”

  “Okay now what activity should we do first?” Cynder wondered aloud.

  “Oh my gosh.” Ember gasped hiding behind Flame. “A clown.”

   Spyro looked over to see a cheetah in white makeup and wearing clown clothes. “So what’s wrong with clowns?” He asked.

  “It’s their smiles.” She said glaring at the clown from behind Flame. “They look so un natural, like they’re painted on.”

  “That’s because they are painted on.” Cynder sighed.

  “Freak!” Ember called. The clown glared at her. “Run!” She exclaimed already running away.

  “Wait Ember get back here!” Cynder called. Not wanting to get them all separated she chased after her.

  “What’s a clown doing at a fair anyways?” Flame asked slowly after them. “I thought they were usually found at carnivals.”

  “Yeah weird huh?” Spyro smiled.

“Oo.” Ember suddenly stopped making Cynder run right into her, knocking them both off their paws.

  “Ow.” Cynder groaned getting to her paws. “Why’d you stop so suddenly?”

  “I wanted to play the dart game.” Ember said pointing to a dart stand with her tail as she rolled to her paws.

  “Are you two okay?” Spyro asked running up to them.

  “Yeah we’re fine.” Cynder said. “Ember just wants to play darts.”

  “Alright let’s play.” Flame said walking up to the group.

  “Me first!” Ember exclaimed stepping up to the counter. Ember picked up a dart between her front toes and swung her arm. The dart slipped from her grip and flew behind her.

“Yeauch!” Flame exclaimed as the dart imbedded it’s self into his right butt cheek.

  “Oops, sorry.” Ember apologized.

  “Let me show you how it’s done.” Cynder said picking up a dart between her front toes. She swung her arm and the dart flew right into a balloon, popping it. “Yay!” Cynder exclaimed jumping for joy.

  “Ow!” Spyro exclaimed as Cynder’s tail tip stabbed him in the thigh.

  “Oh, Spyro I’m so sorry.” Cynder apologized pulling her tail out. “Are you okay?”

  “Yeah I’m fine” Spyro said smiling.

  “Hey Ember.” Ember looked to see Flame shaking his butt at her. “Wanna pull the dart out?”

  “Want me to push it deeper in?” She asked smiling.

  “Never mind.” Flame grumbled pulling the dart out with his tail.

  “Hey guys look its Hunter.” Spyro said pointing to Hunter. “Let’s go say hi.”

  “Hey Hunter what are you doing here?” Spyro asked approaching Hunter.

  “I’m running the archery game.” He replied holding up a bow and arrow.

  “Why?” Ember asked.

  “I owe the fair owner money.” Hunter lowered his head in shame.

  “How do you use one of these?” Spyro asked picking up a bow in his mouth.

  “You just take it like this…” Hunter knocked the arrow on the bow and pulled back. “And fire.” He said releasing the arrow. It flew into the middle of a target twenty feet away.

  “Wow let me try.” Spyro said picking up an arrow in his mouth while holding the bow in both paws. When he released the arrow it went way off course and hit Hunter in the leg.

  “Ahhh!” Hunter exclaimed hopping around on one foot.

  “Ha, I can do way better than that.” Flame said ignoring Hunter. He picked up a bow and arrow and shot. It like Spyro’s went off course and hit Hunter in the other leg.

  “My turn!” Ember exclaimed picking up a bow and arrow and aiming it at Hunter.

  “No!” Cynder exclaimed stopping Ember. “I think we should get Hunter to the medical tent.”

  “I totally won that game.” Flame bragged.

  “No neither of us won since we both hit the same target.” Spyro pointed out.

  “Yeah but he was moving when I hit him.” Flame smirked.


  “Well that was a traumatizing experience.” Cynder said after they dropped Hunter off at the medical tent.

  “Yeah.” Ember agreed. “Let’s try finding a less dangerous game.”

  “Oh, let’s try the fun house.” Cynder decided running up to a house with a large sign that said ‘fun’ hanging on it.

  “I wonder how they got that set up in less than one day.” Spyro mumbled following after Cynder.

   They went inside and Cynder was surprised by how many mirrors were actually in the small house. “I wonder how long this’ll take us to find our way out.” Cynder said walking around a corner. Spyro was about to follow when something surprising popped up in every mirror he could see.

  “Spyro where are you?” Cynder called when she noticed she could no longer see him.

  “Cynder don’t get mad but I can see your butt.” Spyro called back. “In every single mirror.”

  “What?!” Cynder exclaimed. She looked behind her and like Spyro said her butt was in every mirror she could see. “Don’t look!” She exclaimed sitting down to cover herself.

   Back at Flame and Ember.

  “I can’t believe they went in without us.” Flame grumbled standing in front of the fun house.

  “Who cares, there are two entrances, so let’s take the other.” Ember said dashing into the second entrance.

  “Wait for me!” Flame called running in after her. He stopped the moment he entered seeing Embers pink little butt in every mirror. “Sweet.”

   Ember heard Flame and looked back to see a big red butt with a paw running across it in the mirror. “Ew, don’t scratch in public.” Ember groaned.

  “What was that?” Flame called absentmindedly.

  “Nothing.” Ember squeaked running deeper into the maze.

  “Wait stop running all over the place!”


  “I’d like to meet the guy who built that.” Cynder growled when they were all out of the fun house.

  “Yeah, I’d love to shake his hand.” Flame said smiling at Ember.

   Both Spyro’s and Ember’s faces were just as red as Flame’s. “Let’s try something else.” Spyro said not
looking at Cynder. She was avoiding eye contact as well since she was actually
even more embarrassed then him.

  “Oh, let’s go on the tunnel of love.” Ember said.

  “What, why would I go on that?” Flame asked. “I’m not ready for any kind of commitment.”

   Cynder on the other hand had already wrapped her tail around Spyro’s neck and started leading him toward the tunnel. “Well if that jerks going on it than so am I.” Flame growled wrapping his tail around Ember’s neck and leading her toward the tunnel.

  “I knew you loved me.” Ember teased.

  “Shaddup.”

  “W- wait Cynder why are we going on this?” Spyro asked.

  “Why not, it’ll be fun.” Cynder said. “It doesn’t have to mean anything.” But I wish it would. They both thought. Cynder got in the boat and Spyro followed.

   The boat started moving and they just sat there both too nervous to make the first move. They just sat in awkward silence until they heard Flame and Ember arguing in the boat behind them.

  “I wonder what their arguing about.” Cynder said nervously.

  “Y-yeah.” Spyro mumbled. He looked at Cynder to find that she was looking at him. “U- um… Cynder?”

  “Yes Spyro?”

  “I- I’ve been wanting to tell you something for a long time now.”

  “What is it?”

  “I… I lo-“

  “I already told you to shut up!” Flame yelled.

  “Just admit it already!” Ember yelled back.

  “There’s nothing to admit!”

  The ride came to an end right then and Spyro and Cynder quickly got off. They waited for Flame and Ember’s boat to come out and when it did they were surprised to see them making out.

   Flame had one paw on the bottom of the boat and the other running through the frills on the back of Ember’s neck. While she had both her arms wrapped around his neck not allowing him to break their embrace.  “Hey guys, rides over.” Spyro groaned. Why couldn’t me and Cynder do that?

  They released each other, and just stared into each others eyes, until Ember said. “I was right.”

  “Gosh, you’re like a broken record.” Flame growled stepping out of the boat.

  “I get to choose something now.” Spyro said. “So now we go on the Ferris wheel.” Hopefully I’ll be able to tell Cynder there.

  “Alright, let’s go.” Cynder said thinking the same thing.


   On the way to the Ferris wheel they had stopped to get some snacks because they were all feeling hungry and they knew they could eat while riding.

   When they got to the wheel Spyro and Cynder got on first, then when their seat went up to the top of the wheel Flame and Ember got on that way they were always across from each other.

   After a few minutes of peaceful silence Flame and Ember started arguing again. “Ugh, don’t they ever shut up?” Spyro groaned.

  “Oh, that’s just how they show they care.” Cynder said.

  “Well they should care more quietly.” Spyro grumbled.

  “I think it’s sweet.”

   After another few minutes they were still arguing. “I can’t take it!” Spyro exclaimed grabbing a cup of soda and threw it at Flame’s head. It splattered all over him.

  “Hey!” Flame exclaimed throwing one of their sodas at Spyro. He was covered in soda.

  “That’s it!” Spyro growled throwing his nachos at Flame. He retaliated by throwing Ember.

  “Did he just throw me?” Ember asked when Spyro caught her.

  “Yeah, now let me send you back.” Spyro grunted getting ready to throw her.

  “Don’t throw her!” Cynder exclaimed.

  "Why not, we don’t want her over here.”

  “Forget it.” Cynder growled jumping off the Ferris wheel and gliding down to the ground.

  “Wait Cynder, don’t go!” Spyro called setting Ember down and jumping after Cynder.

  “Hey idiot.” Flame growled tackling Spyro. “You made me throw Ember.”

  “I didn’t make you throw her.” Spyro growled back. “But you made Cynder mad at me.”

  “You’re both so stupid.” Cynder growled. “Come on Ember, let’s go have some fun.”

  “You got it girlfriend.”
I wrote this because I thought it would be funny.

I also got a little help from :iconalleydog: I didn't mention him before because he wasn't a deviant at the time.

If you'd like there to be a part two tell me because I'm not sure if I want to or not.

Spyro, Cynder, and Hunter belong to Sierra.

Flame and Ember Belong to universal... I think:?:
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:iconbr2nd66:
br2nd66 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2011
I was laughing to hard to read
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Lyreice Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2011
And that's good, right?X3
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:iconbr2nd66:
br2nd66 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2011
it was funny as heck so yeah
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Lyreice Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2011
Good.X3
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YellowGrowlithe Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
lol Ember and Flame were making out in the tunnel of love... then Flame threw her at Spyro and Cynder... nice first date...
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Lyreice Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
I love how that works.:XD: It's so petty.=D
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YellowGrowlithe Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
ikr?
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SpyroandSparx Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2010
poor Ember. Being thrown back and forth by Spyro and Flame :XD:
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:iconlyreice:
Lyreice Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
That's what makes it so funny.x3
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SpyroandSparx Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
I'm afraid they'll play baseball next :XD:
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irocus Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2010
hehehehhe funny i like the bit when flame throw ember haha thats so evil
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:iconlyreice:
Lyreice Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2010
That was my thought too when I wrote it.x3 It fit perfectly.:XD:
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irocus Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2010
hey do you want to work together to make the 2 part
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:iconlyreice:
Lyreice Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2010
No thanks.^^; I've decided not to make a part two.
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irocus Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2010
hey i got an idea have you ever play a game call bioshock
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:iconlyreice:
Lyreice Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2010
I don't like most M games and Bioshock is included.:hmm:
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irocus Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2010
ohh right that explains a lot why not
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Lyreice Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2010
:shrug: It was done, no reason to continue it.
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DAdragonDesign2009 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2009
hehe i still laugh my ass off when i read this.
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:iconlyreice:
Lyreice Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2009
Thanks. It's one of my favorites.=)
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DAdragonDesign2009 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2009
have you got more of these storys?
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Lyreice Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2009
Um, actually the second part has been in the works for a while and I still haven't been able to make it just yet. I haven't figured out everything to happen in it. Plus my co-creator won't sit down with me to figure it out.^^;
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DAdragonDesign2009 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2009
i'll help you.well,if you need it that is.
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Lyreice Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2009
Umm... No thatnks.^^; I'm sure I can get my co-creator to finally work with me soon enough. But thank you for the offer.=)
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DAdragonDesign2009 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009
no problem,im a little buissy at the moment too so i guess id help out once a month anyways.
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:iconlyreice:
Lyreice Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009
Thanks anyways.=)
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icefirepython Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2009
part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2part 2 do ya get mai point
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Lyreice Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2009
I be workin on it.:XD: It's just that I'm trying to make it really funny and I can't get it quite right.^^;
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CoronAronshear Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2009
Well when it comes to comedy you take the gold for sure!!!!!
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:iconlyreice:
Lyreice Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2009
Thanks. I love to do little spoofs like that.=)
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CoronAronshear Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2009
Yeah, i bet! Comedies are so much fun...
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:iconlyreice:
Lyreice Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2009
Yes they are. My favorite story to write was deffinetly 'Once Upon A Time'.
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CoronAronshear Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2009
I bet, it's really funny!
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Emberluvie Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2009
I got an idea! why not MAKE SPYRO AND CYNDER CONFESS AND MAKE OUT! (<--gosh, what a totally stupid idea!)
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:iconlyreice:
Lyreice Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2009
it would be the obvious thing for them to do at that point.=D Like Flame and Ember in the tunnel of love.
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Emberluvie Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2009
Oh, right... I forgot my common sense...
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:iconlyreice:
Lyreice Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2009
Oh well. I like the fact that you wanted to help.=)
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Emberluvie Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2009
Cute! I love it! Are there anymore chapters?
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Lyreice Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2009
Not so far. But I am working on anothr part with my friend.=)
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IceHeartTheWarrior Featured By Owner May 9, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL! I LOVED it! Please make more!
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Lyreice Featured By Owner May 9, 2009
It's a carnival is in the progression stage right now. we're mostly trying to decide what funny things we want to put in it now...
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Fantasyfan101 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009
lololol funny
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:iconlyreice:
Lyreice Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009
THanks.=)
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Fantasyfan101 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2009
welcome ^.^
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AshuraDemon Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2009
ohh beautiful chapter...you really should continue this, and sorry for the comment so late i read that ten minutes ago =D
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Lyreice Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2009
Glad you liked it.=) And I think I was going to do another as soon as I have all the little kinks worked out of it.
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DAdragonDesign2009 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009
ha ha! you must make a part two!
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Lyreice Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009
I'm acctually working on how it goes but that still means it could take a while since I try to make it funny and have a point.
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DAdragonDesign2009 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2009
cant wait to read the next part.just try to not ripp of Family Guy,to many people does that.
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Lyreice Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2009
I don't watch that show so any time you see something they did it's just coincidence.
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